So, I just read in the paper that Santa Cruz County has a Superior Court judge named Robert Atack. I'm going to go ahead and make the assumption that it's pronounced 'uh-tack'. Like, "I was walking in the forest and got attacked by killer bees with ninja swords and fire."
Two things about this. First, that's a pretty intimidating name for a judge to have.
Second, that's a pretty kick ass name for ANYONE to have!
If that were my name, I'd take full advantage of all benefits that go along with it.
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he should change his first name to something like "Big Mac"
potential flaw: all of those forms where you have to list last name first will say "attack rob". that's a little sketch. also, you'll always have to sit in the front of the class, alphabetically.
other potentially great last names for a rob:
savage
ninja
brutal
theheartthrob
Good call on the last name first thing. But then again, with a last name like Attack, you'd think one could handle just about anything throw their way...even if it is class mates called to arms.
I like Ninja...Rob Ninja - Ninja, Rob
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